SO I'M 18 NOW | MISTAKES

So, I'm 18 now.

And it feels great and whatever but yeah.

I've made a few mistakes. 

Quite a few actually.

Within the first 48 hours.

To have a really enjoyable 18th do the following

1) Don't mix alcohol. 

2) Don't drink Savannah in one gulp. It's not water.

3) Decline when offered a cigarette and DO NOT do the breathing in trick that makes you cough really hard.  

4) People will call it sacrilege when you drop the half-smoked cigarette on the floor and stomp it out, so again, don't smoke.

5) Don't ask for advice from your best guy friend on other boys. It will only go wrong.

5) Don't mix alcohol and anything that is stronger than a camel filter.

6) Anything stronger than a camel filter, when tried for the first time, will make you a- fall over or b- really emotional. Both were realities for me. 

7) Don't cry over boys.

8) Don't threaten boys when they flee the party because you've gone cray.

9) After the shizzle gets real you will sober up really quickly. Talking from personal experience, it is possible that you might not remember anything that had taken course over the evening. And then you will eat cake with friends and lie on your best guy friends lap and have a little cry. Totes normal.

10) Try not to ask too many questions the next day and you might just keep your dignity intact. 

11) Be prepared for surprises about your behavior over the course of the week. 

12) And refer back to this list just before your 21st.

Sam xx